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Im Tim,

Pretty much blog about anything i find cool :) Feel free to ask me anything!

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dat-soldier:

officialunitedstates:

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

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rabbivole:

ahahagerman:

made a small mistake on his German exam.

oh my god
i learned something today

rabbivole:

ahahagerman:

made a small mistake on his German exam.

oh my god

i learned something today

(via geeseterrifyme)

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me:i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
me:watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row
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broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies, via pizza-solves-problems)

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mugglebornheadcanon:

561. A muggleborn taking Muggle Studies and being SO BLOWN AWAY by everything wizards think about muggles that she vows to take over teaching that class and does when she is 22. It turns out to be the best decision she’s ever made because in what other job can you spend all day showing an enraptured crowd how to make toast with a toaster?

(Source: someheckingnerd, via imagineauditore)

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defranco:

This breaks my fucking heart.

If my son turns out to be gay who cares?  I’m going to love my gay son. That doesn’t make him less.  

How can you be so blinded by a set of “beliefs” you turn on your own flesh and blood?

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breremma:

why do they even make underwear with tags??? just to tickle ur buttcrack???? what kind of sick joke is this???????????

(via mischief-bound)

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ethelreds:

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 

(via danespixieears)

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malfoypure:

A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.

(via mischief-bound)

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Lol fun game: go on my /tagged/me and reblog your favourite selfie for fun!! Fun for the whole family!!

(Source: slapdancing, via fatmaninalittlesuit)

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m3mphis-may-fire:

Do you ever wonder how someone can even like you? 

(Source: infiinite3scape, via i-am-sherlocked1998)

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